It could also be that "Garci" is short for"Garzilla" a secret alternative name for our favorite movie monster. Yeah, we know it's a long shot and pretty unlikely. Just look at those claws. Can you see a 300-foot lizard using those mitts to pick up a cellphone and talk to "Ma'am"? Of course, we have to admit, this picture comes closest to what our idea is of an election commissioner, but even then, call us skeptical. Call us doubtful. On second thought, don't call us. The phone might be bugged.