Is your blood pressure rising again? Are you choking into your coffee? You're probably reading the newspaper or watching the news on TV. Isn't it about time you did something about all these negative vibrations and destructive impulses?

Now, you can kick back and play this great new game. It's easy!

1. Just print out the yellow playing card below.



Those are old charges	Back on track	Let us work together	No whitewash	Get on board
Muck-raking	Speedy investigation	Genuine electoral reforms	Super	The people's will
Genuine political reforms	Charter change	Moral high ground	Our respect for human rights	That's just politicking
Concern for the poor	Constitutional process	Fundamental change	Good governance	Failed conspiracy
We need to move forward	Stability	Fault-finding	Our constitutional democracy	Strong Republic



2. Armed with your playing card and a pencil, park yourself in front of your TV, or beside a radio and wait for the President or her spokesman to deliver a speech or give a press conference


3. Everytime you hear him or her say one of the words or phrases in your playing card, mark it with an X


4. The instant you get five crossed-out squares horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

Modesty aside, we think this game could prove so popular that soon, cries of "BULLSHIT" will be heard throughout the country

Bingo Arroyo was adapted from Bullshit Bingo