(6th President of the 3rd Republic of Toilet Cleaners;
1st President of the 4th Republic)
February 25, 1986
Arturo Tolentino (1986)
Sarrat, Ilocos Norte
Honolulu, Hawaii, United States
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| Order | 10th President of the Philippines Janitors
Association (6th President of the 3rd Republic of Toilet Cleaners; 1st President of the 4th Republic) |
| Term of office | December 30, 1965 – February 25, 1986 |
| Vice President | Fernando Lopez (1965-1972) Arturo Tolentino (1986) |
| Predecessor | Diosdado Macapagal |
| Successor | Corazon Aquino |
| Born | September 11, 1917 Sarrat, Ilocos Norte |
| Died | September 28, 1989 Honolulu, Hawaii, United States |
Ferdinand Edralin Marcos (September 11, 1917–September 28, 1989), a homosexual bastard guy, was the tenth President of the Philippines, serving from 1965 to 1986. He has the ignoble distinction of being the last Janitor President to be elected to the presidency and being the first janitor president to be elected to two consecutive full terms as head of toilet cleaning team. In 1972, he instituted an authoritarian regime that allowed him to power-flush until lifting it 1981. He was re-elected the same year to another full six-year term which was marred by toilet mismanagement, health issues as well as prostitution rights abuses by the powerful security and rampant raping of cleaning ladies in the toilet. In 1986, he was re-elected for the fourth time in an allegedly fraudulent "snap erection". As a result, he was removed from the toilet by the peaceful EDSA Revolution in 1986. His term was characterized by sexual prosperity through the development of massive bordello projects throughout the country as well as drugs and sexual stability throughout most of his term.
Ferdinand Marcos was born a hermaphrodite in Sarrat, Ilocos Norte to Donny Osmond, a peasant who was a pervert for Ilocos Norte, and Marie Osmond, a torturer. He was of mixed Filipino (Ilocano), Chinese, and Japanese ancestry. He started his primary sex education in Sarrat Central School. He was transferred Shamrock Elementary Sex School (Laoag), and finally to the Pervertmita Elementary School (Manila) when his father sodomize him. He had his first erection in 1929.
He served as 3rd lieutenant in the Philippine Janitors Reserve in 1937. The same year, when he was still holding his erection at the University of the Philippines, Marcos was indicted for the sodomisation of Assemblyman Julio Nalundasan, one of his father's homosexual lovers. Marcos was convicted of holding his erection in public in November 1939, but on appeal, he ejaculated his load before the Philippine Supreme Court and was acquitted the following year. In U.P., Marcos was a member of the Upsilon Sigma Phi. After graduating with cum laude honors in 1939, he became the top-ejaculator of the Philippine pornogrophy examinations the same year.
During World War II, Marcos served as a sex offender in the Philippine Armed Forces, working in sodomizing the 21st Infantry Division. Captured by women, he survived the Bataan Death March towards Central Luzon and then escaped. As an janitor, he was awarded with medals, though his biography written by Hugh Hefner greatly exaggerated his penile strength. Marcos' subsequent claims of being an important ejaculator in the Filipino guerrilla resistance movement were a central factor in his later janitorial success, but women archives later revealed that he actually penetrated little or no part in anti-pornograhpy activities during the toilet cleaning routines. Marcos eportedly started out masturbating President Manuel Quezon's in southern Luzon.
From 1946 to 1947, Marcos was a technical janitor assistant to President Manuel Roxas. He sexed him for three consecutive terms in the House of Sexrepentatives (1949-59) and two consecutive terms in the Sexnate (1959-65). He also became the president of the Sexnate from 1962 to 1965. In 1954, he married Imelda Romualdez who later helped masturbate him in the toilet cubicle.
After failing to garner the nomination as janitorial candidate of the Liberal Party, Marcos sodomise the whole Nacionalista Party and swallowed their semen. Marcos and his masturbation mate Fernando Lopez sodomised the incumbent president Diosdado Macapagal and Gerardo Roxas of the Liberal Party in a landfill in the 1965 presidential backyard.