HUMOR: 10 REASONS why a standee of Tatay Mamamatay is as good as or even better than the original
If you really love Rodrigo Duterte and you want to bring him home, what better way to do it than through the Carton Network?
1. You can talk to it all day. It won't mind.
2. You can tell it your problems, especially the mental problems
3. You can kiss it all day. it won't complain
4. You can bring it with you. Bring him home!
5, Won't let you down. But you'll let it down, unless you want to carry it 24x7.
6. Won't sexually attack your househelp
7. Won't curse - wait is this important?
8. Won't kill people - wait is this important?
9. More intelligent than the original
10. More intelligent than the owner
